NY Dept of Environmental Conservation: Bigfoot is a Myth Bigfoot Lunch Club
More specifically, they state “This mythical animal does not exist in nature or otherwise... However, the simple truth of the matter is that there is no such animal anywhere in the World," which we find particularly interesting after their initial statement back in October assuring everyone they were all about "protecting Bigfoot". We're betting that someone at the NY Dept of Environmental Conservation got a sternly worded reprimand for letting that bit of truth slip out. Sorry, guys--we aren't buying it, but we do appreciate your presumptuous and grandiose attempt to cover not only your own butts but every other government-affiliated butt in the entire world by dismissing Bigfoot's existence across the entire globe. Apparently, Bigfoot in the UK didn't get the memo they don't exist, as some residents are asking Does Britain's Bigfoot really live in Tunbridge Wells? A rash of new sightings has surfaced 70 years after an initial encounter in the area.