Editorial: What should you do if you find a body?

(This question is indeed inspired by recent events, but I am taking a different tack with it, so bear with me. )

Let's just suppose that we wake up tomorrow morning and it is announced on CNN or Fox News or MSNBC that a Sasquatch corpse has been found and is in a safehouse somewhere where it is being examined by credible scientists and credible Bigfoot Researchers. Who would be the most credible organizations and scientists for one to let examine the corpse? Well, if the corpse is found in the south, I would contact the Alabama Bigfoot, Stocking Homind Research, the TBRC and the nearest credible scientist in the South, such as Dr. Roy Wagner and Dr. Wilson Wheatcroft. If found in the Midwest/east/Northeast, contact NESRA, PBS, EOBIC, Sasquatch Watch of Virginia and Dr. Esteban Sarmiento. In the west and Pacific Northwest, most assuredly contact The American Anthropological Research Foundation, the BFRO, the AIBR, Bobbie Short, Autumn Williams, Dr. Jeff Meldrum, Dr. John Bindernagel and Dr. Henner Fahrenbach. In Canada, contact John Green, Chris Murphy, Thomas Steenburg and Gerry Matthews, along with Dr. Bindernagel. The events of the last week showed what NOT to do with a Bigfoot corpse, even though it turned out to be a huge hoax. I think it is important to know who to trust and who not to trust, and I hope this has helped.

Links:

Sasquatch Watch of Virginia

Dr. John Bindernagel

Bigfoot Field Researchers' Organization

Stocking Hominid Research, Inc.

Bobbie Short's Bigfoot Encounters

Oregon Bigfoot

Alliance of Independent Bigfoot Researchers

Eastern Ohio Bigfoot Investigation Center

Texas Bigfoot Research Conservancy

Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society

Alabama Bigfoot

West Coast Sasquatch

Official Website of the American Anthropological Research Foundation (AARF) and the one and only Robert W. Morgan