dbly's "Top-Ten" List

Stolen from David Letterman.. The Top Ten List on How to tell if the
Creature is a Real Bigfoot and not someone in a monkey suit.

10) - After being shot with a 44 mag handgun. It
          Growls at you and takes your weapon while
           attemping to shove it down your throat.

9) -  You are 6.5  foot tall and the Creature is able
          to reach the basketball hoop  and then some
          above your head and reach

8) -  The Creature picks up your vehicle with you
       .  inside it and throws it in the river.

7) -  The Creature stinks stronger than your 80
           year old grandma's arm pits.

6)-  The Creatures footprint size is bigger than
          Both your feet heel to toe lengthwise inside
         the footprint

5)-  The Creature  looks scary enough to instantly
         cure your consitpation on the spot when you
          see it

4)-  Your trained killer dog attacks the Creature
         and tastes like chicken to it  

3)-  You attempt to take a picture and can't keep it
         In focus, as the Creature is way too fast for
         you to  keep up

2) -  As the Creature snatchs and grabs you and
          starts to squeeze the very life out of you..
           Your Last living thoughts “ Gee there is no
           zipper  anywhere"


And the Number One Reason you can tell its the real
Bigfoot and not someone in a monkey suit..

1) - you get invited BACK to speak at a Bigfoot
        conference, on a internet radio show and you
        Get rich beyond all means. as what-ever-the-
         hell- proof-stood-up-against-all-the- 
        critics. Including everyone on this list :-)