Lenny Green Song Lyrics

Running Bears

You hear it all the time from a witness,

Someone who saw a Bigfoot clear as day,

Watched this hairy giant walkin' just like a man,

And with a blaze of speed run away,

So they tell their story to someone who'll listen,

But that would be someone who wasn't there,

the reply they're gonna get, still hasn't changed a bit,

"Seems to me you must've seen a bear."

Ain't it amazing just how many bears are learnin' how to run on two feet?

Their legs are gettin' longer, they're developing agility and speed,

They tell us if it's upright, and covered all in hair,

The only thing you could've seen in this world is a bear,

and it's amazing just how many bears are learnin' how to run on two feet.

Well, I've been out campin' high up in the mountains,

Caught myself a mess of hungry trout,

Finally it was time to head back home again,

So I packed up all my things and headed out,

Suddenly I see this shaggy monster, run across the trail on two big feet,

Ain't no bear alive, got that kind of stride, but that's just what they told me that I'd seen.

And it's amazing just how many bears are learnin' how to run on two feet,

Their legs are gettin' longer, they're developing agility and speed,

They tell us if it's upright, and covered all in hair,

"The only thing you could've seen in this world is a bear,"

And it's amazing just how many bears are learnin' how to run on two feet.

We've got ourselves a unique situation, Evolution's gettin' outta hand,

There needs to be a new investigation, on quadrapeds that run like a man,

Someone needs to call up Dr. Meldrum, see if he's familiar with the trend,

Maybe there should be a documentary, "Bipedal Skills of Ursus American."

'Cause it's amazing just how many bears are learnin' how to run on two feet,

Their legs are gettin' longer, they're developing agility and speed,

They say if it was upright, and covered all in hair,

"The only thing you could've seen in this world is a bear,"

And it's amazing just how many bears are learnin' how to run on two feet,

It's amazing just how many bears are learnin' how to run on two feet.


Look at that bear go! Hey, George, you ever seen anything like that before?

Look at him haul on two feet, yet! Ha, ha, ha, never seen nothin' like it in my life.



Patty, Roger and Me

You all know the story, I've told it for so long,

But this will be a first for me, to tell it in a song,

'Bout the time, a friend and I, rode into history,

When the cowboys met the lady, that was Patty, Roger and me.

Back in '67, if you were like most folks,

And someone mentioned Bigfoot, well, you'd just laugh at such a hoax,

Not so with us, 'cause we were bound by fate, to go and see,

A date with no one else around, just Patty, Roger and me.


So we rode into Bluff Creek, to see what we could find,

Roger needed background scenes for a film he had in mind,

Suddenly the horses shied, we fought to keep control,

There before our eyes she walked, so real, so big, so bold.

The camera rolled, the film ran out, as Patty walked away,

To leave us shocked without a doubt, out lives, forever changed.

Roger packed his camera, while I put away my gun,

Both of us relieved that we had only needed one,

As for me, through all the years, time was kind you see,

it left the memory crystal clear of Patty, Roger and me.

Whether you believe or not, the choice is yours alone,

Roger's film still looks the same every time it's shown,

Someday soon, they'll have the proof, for all the world to see,

Then they'll know, we told the truth, 'bout Patty...Roger...and me.