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Welcome to Bigfoot National Park
Ah, nothing says summer like the smell of BBQ
wafting through the air, the sounds of kids playing in the pool,
afternoon thunderstorms and freaky, bloated,mysterious carcasses washed
up on the beach. It really is becoming a summer tradition, this time
with a new one popping up on the shore of the East River in New York.
The "official" consensus is that it's a pig, which is pretty remarkable
considering pigs generally don't have claws. A reluctant Loren Coleman
has the rest of the story of That Bloated Beast Under Brooklyn Bridge. On a much gentler (and less disgusting) note, Beachcombing brings us tales of Victorian encounters with Mutant Hares, Modern Satyrs and Centaurs.
Being Victorian, the witnesses in all cases reacted exactly as you
would expect, giving a discreet shriek and running ladylike away from
the strange creatures. In an encounter with a giant mutant rabbit, one
woman defied her upbringing and actually struck the oncoming beast with
her parasol. Then, we presume, she shrieked and ran away.
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