Monster Curse Threat After Nessie Snub Highland News

Application to the United Nations to have Scotland's Loch Ness declared a World Heritage site could be jeopardized by inclusion of the Loch Ness Monster (Nessie) in the request, according to an expert from the organization taxed with deciding the application's fate. The High Priest of the United Kingdom's White Witches, Kevin Carlyon, is not amused.