New poem from M.K. Davis

The Story of the Sasquatch in a Can
By M.K.Davis





Well, you might think I’m crazy
Or my mind is kind of hazy
But I just saw a Sasquatch in a can.

You might think I’m dumb
But he was sticking out his tongue
And he was looking like
He was half-ape, half-man.

All across the nation
There was righteous indignation
Experts were all coming out to see.

And they all huffed puffed
And cried out “ We’ve had enough!”
“ It’s killing our incredibility!”

Now, some said “ Wait a minute”.
“ There may be something to it”.
“ My website just got crashed
With lots of hits”.

“ I don’t agree with hoaxing
But with a little coaxing
I think that we might all just benefit”.

And so it was Chiquita
Who declared himself the leader
To foil the evil Sasquatch in a can

He was joined by all the others
Just like a band of brothers
To put the Sasquatch back in mystery land.

Now you might think I’m crazy
Or my mind is kind of hazy
But I surely hope that you can understand.

I hope I’ve not imposed
But It’s human nature that’s exposed
By this story of a Sasquatch in a can.