Transcript of Answerfone Message from 12:37PM Saturday Russia 2008: SFTW

The last of those intrepid Almasty seekers are returning to England this weekend, bringing the Centre for Fortean Zoology more camera trap shots, more hair samples, possible Almasty fingerbones and more thrilling tales. Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall at Heathrow Airport when the Customs Official holds up some possible Almasty dung and asks, "What's this?" Elsewhere on the hairy hominoid scene, Cryptomundo revisits a recent photo with new supporting photos to lend perspective in Mt. Hood Bigfoot Reference Photos. Meanwhile, the search for a possibly extinct bird continues, as shown in In Search of the Elusive Ivory-billed Woodpecker.